YOU SAID:
Help! The rabid doorbell dances on my centipede!
INTO JAPANESE
助けて!私のイカの狂犬病のドアベルが踊る!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help me! My squid rabies doorbell dances!
INTO JAPANESE
助けて!私のイカの狂犬病のドアベル踊り!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help me! My squid rabies doorbell dance!
INTO JAPANESE
助けて!私のイカの狂犬病のドアベルダンス!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help me! My squid rabies doorbell dance!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.