YOU SAID:
help sos please kelp night time on the first of may i'll flirt when im fit okay moth
INTO JAPANESE
助けてください 5 月 1 日の夜はケルプしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me kelp on the night of may 1st
INTO JAPANESE
5月1日の夜に昆布を手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help Kombu on the night of May 1st
INTO JAPANESE
5月1日の夜に昆布を助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Save Kombu on the night of May 1st
INTO JAPANESE
5月1日の夜に昆布を保存
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Save kombu on the night of May 1st
INTO JAPANESE
5月1日の夜に昆布を保存
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Save kombu on the night of May 1st
That didn't even make that much sense in English.