YOU SAID:
Help! Someone has stolen my car and my car keys! They also took my clothes and drenched them in mayonnaise!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!誰かが私の車と私の車の鍵を盗んだ!彼らはまた、私の服を取り、マヨネーズでそれらをびしょ濡れ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help! Someone stole my car and my car keys! They also took my clothes and soaked them with mayonnaise!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!誰かが私の車と私の車の鍵を盗んだ!彼らはまた、私の服を取り、マヨネーズでそれらを浸しました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help! Someone stole my car and my car keys! They also took my clothes and soaked them in mayonnaise!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!誰かが私の車と私の車の鍵を盗んだ!彼らはまた、私の服を取り、マヨネーズにそれらを浸しました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help! Someone stole my car and my car keys! They also took my clothes and soaked them in mayonnaise!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.