YOU SAID:
Help, ninjas have stolen my dog and thus the only thing that has ever truly loved me!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ、忍者は、私の犬を盗まれたが、従って唯一の事は今まで本当に好きではない私!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help, Ninja, my dog was stolen, so only thing ever really like is not me!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ、忍者、唯一本当に今までのような私ではないので、私の犬が盗まれた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help the Ninja, really only ever like me, my dog has been stolen!
INTO JAPANESE
本当に忍者を助け、私のようにこれまで私の犬が盗まれた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help the Ninja really, my dog has been stolen so far to me!
INTO JAPANESE
本当に忍者を助け、私の犬が私に今のところ盗まれた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help the Ninja really, my dog was stolen to me now!
INTO JAPANESE
本当に忍者を助け、私の犬が今の私に盗まれた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help the Ninja really, my dog has been stolen to me right now!
INTO JAPANESE
本当に忍者を助け、私の犬は、今私に盗まれている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help the Ninja really, my dog has been stolen to me now!
INTO JAPANESE
本当に忍者を助け、私の犬は、今私に盗まれている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Really help the ninja, my dog is being stolen by me now!
INTO JAPANESE
本当に忍者を助け、私の犬は今私によって盗まれている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Really help the ninja, my dog is being stolen by me now!
You should move to Japan!