YOU SAID:
help my dog is eating me with a knife
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬がナイフで私を食べているのを手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help my dog eat me with a knife
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬がナイフで私を食べるのを手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help my dog eat me with a knife
That didn't even make that much sense in English.