YOU SAID:
help my dog is eating me with a knife
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬がナイフで私を食べているのを手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help my dog eat me with a knife
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬がナイフで私を食べるのを手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help my dog eat me with a knife
You should move to Japan!