YOU SAID:
help my dog farted on my cat lol!
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬が私の猫にオナラをするのを手伝ってください笑!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help my dog fart my cat lol!
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬が私の猫をおならするのを手伝ってください笑!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help my dog fart my cat lol!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.