YOU SAID:
Help! My anime waifu isn't here.
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!私のキャラクターの waifu はここではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help! Here is my character waifu.
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!ここでは私の文字の waifu です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help! Here is my character waifu.
Come on, you can do better than that.