YOU SAID:
help me, there's a horse in my hat
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けてください、私の帽子に馬がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me, there is a horse in my hat
INTO JAPANESE
助けてください、私の帽子には馬がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me, my hat has a horse
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けて、私の帽子は馬を飼っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me, my hat has a horse
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