YOU SAID:
Help me, the darkness, it's so dark like oh my god wow cold just kidding
INTO JAPANESE
暗闇の中、私を助けて、暗いようああ冗談私の神すごい寒さです。
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Help me in the darkness, so dark is Ah joke my God damn cold.
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けて、暗闇の中で暗いのでは Ah 冗談私の神いまいましい風邪。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In dark in the dark to help me Ah joke I God damn cold.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神いまいましい風邪 Ah 冗談を助けに暗闇の中で暗い。
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I God damn cold Ah joke helps in the dark dark.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神いまいましい冷たい Ah 冗談は暗い暗いに役立ちます。
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I God damn cold Ah joke is dark dark to help.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神いまいましい冗談であるために暗い暗い冷たい Ah です。
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Dark dark cold Ah is for me a God damn joke.
INTO JAPANESE
暗い暗い冷たい Ah は私にとって神のののしり冗談です。
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Dark dark cold Ah is a God damn joke to me.
INTO JAPANESE
暗い暗い冷たい Ah は私に神のののしり冗談です。
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Dark dark cold Ah me is a God damn joke.
INTO JAPANESE
暗い暗い冷たいああ私は神いまいましい冗談。
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Dark dark cool Oh my God damn joke.
INTO JAPANESE
暗い暗い涼しいオハイオ州私の神は気の冗談。
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Dark dark cool Oh my God damn joke.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.