YOU SAID:
help me please my wife is going to kill me
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻が私を殺そうとしているのを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help my wife try to kill me
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻が私を殺そうとするのを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help my wife try to kill me
You love that! Don't you?