YOU SAID:
help me please my pants are on fire
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンが火の中にいるのを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help my pants stay in the fire
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンが火の中に留まるのを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help my pants stay in the fire
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