YOU SAID:
Help me please. I'm bored and I want to go to sleep but I also don't want to go to sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
お願い助けて。私は退屈しているので、私は眠りに行きたいが、私も眠りに行きたくない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help. I'm bored, so I want to go to sleep, but I don't want to go to sleep either.
INTO JAPANESE
助けてください。私は退屈しているので、私は眠りに行きたいが、私も眠りに行きたくない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me. I'm bored, so I want to go to sleep, but I don't want to go to sleep either.
INTO JAPANESE
助けて。私は退屈しているので、私は眠りに行きたいが、私も眠りに行きたくない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help. I'm bored, so I want to go to sleep, but I don't want to go to sleep either.
INTO JAPANESE
助けて。私は退屈しているので、私は眠りに行きたいが、私も眠りに行きたくない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help. I'm bored, so I want to go to sleep, but I don't want to go to sleep either.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.