YOU SAID:
help me out here translating guy
INTO JAPANESE
私をここで助けてくれる人を翻訳する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Translate people who will help me here
INTO JAPANESE
私をここで助ける人を翻訳する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Translate me who will help me here
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けてくれる人はここで助けてくれる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People who will help me will help here
INTO JAPANESE
私を助ける人々がここで助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People who help me will help here
INTO JAPANESE
私を助ける人々がここで助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People who help me will help here
That didn't even make that much sense in English.