YOU SAID:
Help me, my pants are on fire!
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けて、私のズボンは燃えている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me, my pants are on fire!
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けて、私のズボンは燃えている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me, my pants are on fire!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.