YOU SAID:

help me my on just got stabbed why are you beatboxing? help my son!

INTO JAPANESE

刺されたばかりの私の顔を手伝ってくれ、なぜビートたけしを助けてくれるのか、息子を助けてくれ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Help me with my freshly stung face and help my son out with the beat!

INTO JAPANESE

刺さったばかりの顔を手伝って、息子のビートを手伝って！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need help with a freshly stuck face and my son's beat!

INTO JAPANESE

張り付いたばかりの顔と息子のビートで助けが必要だ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need help with my freshly stuck face and my son's beat!

INTO JAPANESE

張り付いたばかりの顔と息子のビートで助けが必要だ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need help with my freshly stuck face and my son's beat!