YOU SAID:
help me! My identification card is trying to kill me!
INTO JAPANESE
助けてください!私の身分は、私を殺そうとしている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me! Have my ID card is killing me!
INTO JAPANESE
助けてください!自分の ID カードは私を殺して!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me! His ID card is killing me!
INTO JAPANESE
助けて!彼のIDカードが私を殺している!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me! His ID card is killing me!
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