YOU SAID:
help me im pooping in my face
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の顔にうんちを助けて
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I help poo on my face
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のうんちを助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I help my poo
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちを手伝います
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I help poo
INTO JAPANESE
うんちを助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help poo
INTO JAPANESE
うんちを助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help poo
That's deep, man.