YOU SAID:
help me im dying in a vat
INTO JAPANESE
私はバットで死にかけている私を助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I helped dying at the bat
INTO JAPANESE
私はコウモリで死ぬのを手伝った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I helped to die in a bat
INTO JAPANESE
私はコウモリで死ぬのを手伝った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I helped to die in a bat
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