YOU SAID:
help me, I can't stop farting. It stinks
INTO JAPANESE
助けて、おならを停止することはできません。それは悪臭を放つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't help to stop farting. It stinks
INTO JAPANESE
おならを止めるよう助けることができません。それは悪臭を放つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't help to stop farting. It stinks
That didn't even make that much sense in English.