YOU SAID:
help me i am eating pizza in a urinal
INTO JAPANESE
私は小便器でピザを食べている私を助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me i'm eating pizza in urinals
INTO JAPANESE
私は小便器でピザを食べている私を助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me while I'm eating pizza in urinal
INTO JAPANESE
私が小便器でピザを食べている間に私を助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me while I'm eating pizza in urinals
INTO JAPANESE
私が小便器でピザを食べている間、私を助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me while I'm eating pizza in the urinal
INTO JAPANESE
私が小便器でピザを食べている間、私を助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me while I'm eating pizza in the urinal
That didn't even make that much sense in English.