YOU SAID:
help me help me I am dead help
INTO JAPANESE
私は死んだ助けである私を助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me I'm a dead help
INTO JAPANESE
私が死んだ助けだと助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me die.
INTO JAPANESE
死ぬのを手伝って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me die
INTO JAPANESE
死ぬのを手伝って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me die
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