YOU SAID:
help me help me I am dead help
INTO JAPANESE
私は死んだ助けである私を助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me I'm a dead help
INTO JAPANESE
私が死んだ助けだと助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me die.
INTO JAPANESE
死ぬのを手伝って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me die
INTO JAPANESE
死ぬのを手伝って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.