YOU SAID:

help im drowning in soda and im gonna die so get off here

INTO JAPANESE

ソーダに溺れて死ぬのを手伝って、ここで降りる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Help me drown in soda and die, get off here

INTO JAPANESE

炭酸飲料に溺れて死ぬのを手伝って、ここで降りる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get off here to help drown in sodas and die

INTO JAPANESE

炭酸飲料に溺れて死ぬのを助けるためにここで降りてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get off here to help drown in sodas and die