YOU SAID:
Help! I've fallen and I cant get up!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!私は落ちてきたし、取得することはできません!
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Help! I've fallen, to get!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!私は取得に、落ちたんだ!
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Help! I've fallen to get me!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!私は私を得るに落ちたんだ!
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Help! I got to get me I fell!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!私は落ちた私を取得する!
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Help! I get I fell!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!私は私を得るに落ちた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help! I get I fell!
That's deep, man.