YOU SAID:
Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ、私は落ちたんだし、取得することはできません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't help, I fell and then you get!
INTO JAPANESE
助けることができない、私は落ち、なら!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't help if you fell!
INTO JAPANESE
私は、あなたが落ちた場合を助けることはできません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't help you out if you fell!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが落ちた場合あなたを助けることができない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't help you if you fell!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが落ちた場合は、あなたを助けることができない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't help you if you fell!
That's deep, man.