YOU SAID:
help i puked all over my burger
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のハンバーガーをくまなく助けました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I helped all my burgers
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべてのハンバーガーを助けました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I helped all the burgers
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべてのハンバーガーを助けました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I helped all the burgers
That didn't even make that much sense in English.