YOU SAID:

Help! I'm dying! Send help kill the pee guy! aaaaaaah! *gunshots*. I'm dead now. aaaaaah! Goodbye world!

INTO JAPANESE

助けて！死にそうだ！おしっこを殺すのを手伝って！ああああああ！もう死んだよさようなら！

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Help me! I'm dying! Help me kill the piss! Ahhhhh! You're already dead! Goodbye!

INTO JAPANESE

助けてくれ！死にそうだ！オシッコを殺すのを手伝って！ああああ！もう死んでる！さようなら！

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Help me! I'm dying! Help me kill the pee! Ahhh! He's already dead! Goodbye!

INTO JAPANESE

助けてくれ！死にそうだ！オシッコを殺すのを手伝って！ああ！もう死んでる！さようなら！

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Help me! I'm dying! Help me kill the pee! Oh! He's already dead! Goodbye!

INTO JAPANESE

助けてくれ！死にそうだ！オシッコを殺すのを手伝って！すでに死んでるさようなら！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Help me! I'm dying! Help me kill the pee! He's already dead. Goodbye!

INTO JAPANESE

助けてくれ！死にそうだ！オシッコを殺すのを手伝って！彼はもう死んでるさようなら！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Help me! I'm dying! Help me kill the pee! He's already dead. Goodbye!