YOU SAID:

Help! I'm dying! Send help kill the Nintendo Wii guy! aaaaaaah! *gunshots*. I'm dead now. aaaaaah! Goodbye world!

INTO JAPANESE

助けて！死にそうだ！ニンテンドーWiiの奴を殺せ！ああああああ！*銃声*を送れ。もう死んだよさようなら！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Help me! I'm dying! Nintendo, kill the Wii guy! Oh, oh, oh! Send * gunshots *. He's already dead. Goodbye!

INTO JAPANESE

助けてくれ！死にそうだ！任天堂、Wiiの奴を殺せ！ああ、ああ、ああ！ *銃声*を送ってください。彼はもう死んでるさようなら！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Help me! I'm dying! Nintendo, kill the Wii guy! Oh, oh, oh! Send a * gunshot *. He's already dead. Goodbye!

INTO JAPANESE

助けてくれ！死にそうだ！任天堂、Wiiの奴を殺せ！ああ、ああ、ああ！ *銃声*を送ってください。彼はもう死んでるさようなら！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Help me! I'm dying! Nintendo, kill the Wii guy! Oh, oh, oh! Send a * gunshot *. He's already dead. Goodbye!