YOU SAID:
Help i'm dying right now on a island somewhere
INTO JAPANESE
どこかの島で今死ぬのを助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me die now on some island
INTO JAPANESE
私が島で死ぬのを助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Helping me die on the island
INTO JAPANESE
私が島で死ぬのを助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will help you die on the island
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが島で死ぬのを助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will help you die on the island
That didn't even make that much sense in English.