YOU SAID:
Help, i'm being against my will in Uganda, this isn't a joke, send help.
INTO JAPANESE
助けてください、私はウガンダで私の意志に反しています、これは冗談ではありません、助けを送ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me, I am contrary to my will in Uganda, this is not a joke, please send me a help.
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けてください、私はウガンダでの私の意思に反しています、これは冗談ではありません、私に助けを送ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me, I am contrary to my will in Uganda, this is not a joke, please send me a help.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.