YOU SAID:
help i have been kidnapped
INTO JAPANESE
私が誘拐されたのを助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will help kidnap me
INTO JAPANESE
私は私を誘拐するのを手伝います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will help you kidnap me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが私を誘拐するのを手伝ってくれるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will help you kidnap me.
Come on, you can do better than that.