YOU SAID:
Help! I didn't fire my wife
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!私の妻を起動しなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help! My wife did not start
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!私の妻を開始できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help! Could not start my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ!私の妻を開始できませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help! Could not start my wife.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.