YOU SAID:
Help, I am being kidnapped by a serial romantic!
INTO JAPANESE
ヘルプ、私はシリアル ロマンチックで誘拐されています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me is a romantic serial, has been kidnapped!
INTO JAPANESE
助けてロマンチックなシリアルは、誘拐された!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kidnapped is a romantic serial, help!
INTO JAPANESE
ロマンチックなシリアル、ヘルプは、誘拐された!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kidnapped is a romantic serial, help!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.