YOU SAID:
help e im locked in a cupboard with broken thumbs.
INTO JAPANESE
e の助けイムは、壊れた親指で食器棚にロックされています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
e help IM has been locked in a cupboard with a broken thumb.
INTO JAPANESE
e ヘルプ イムは、壊れた親指で食器棚でロックされています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
e help IM has been locked in a cupboard with a broken thumb.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.