YOU SAID:
Help! Bobby's just slaughtered the pizza!
INTO JAPANESE
助けて!ボビーはピザを屠ったばかりだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help me! Bobby just slaughtered the pizza!
INTO JAPANESE
助けて!ボビーはピザを虐殺しました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help me! Bobby slaughtered pizza!
INTO JAPANESE
助けて!ボビー虐殺ピザ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help me! Bobby Massacre Pizza!
INTO JAPANESE
助けて!ボビー虐殺ピザ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help me! Bobby Massacre Pizza!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.