YOU SAID:
Hello you little poopy head
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、小さなうんち頭
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, small Unchiatama
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、小さな雲chi玉
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, a small cloud chi ball
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、小さな雲の気球
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, a small cloud balloon
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、小さな雲風船
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, a small cloud balloon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.