YOU SAID:
Hello you little derp.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちわ かわいいですね・・・ ・・・そうでもないな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, you little...
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちわ かわいいですね・・・ ・・・そうでもないな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, you little...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.