YOU SAID:
Hello, would you like smash?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、たいスマッシュですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, want to smash you.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたを粉砕します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, your crush.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたのときめき。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, your crush?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたのときめき?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, your crush?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.