YOU SAID:
Hello, would you like a lick of my face?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の顔をなめませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, why don't you look me in the face?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の顔を見てみませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, why don't you look at my face?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の顔を見てみませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, why don't you look at my face?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.