YOU SAID:
hello ,what the heck is that?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それは一体何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, what is it?
INTO JAPANESE
もちもーち 今なんじですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, what time is it?
INTO JAPANESE
もちもーち 今なんじですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, what time is it?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.