YOU SAID:
Hello translator may i get you an egg today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは翻訳者は、私はあなたに卵を今日得ることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi translator, I can get you eggs today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは翻訳者、私は今日あなたに卵を得ることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi translator, I can get you eggs today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.