YOU SAID:
Hello there! what's up? I will eat your soul by the way, if you didn't know.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!調子はどう?ちなみにあなたが知らなかったら私はあなたの魂を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! how are you? By the way, if you don't know, I will eat your soul.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!お元気ですか?ちなみに、あなたが知らなければ、私はあなたの魂を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! How are you? By the way, if you don't know, I will eat your soul.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!お元気ですか?ちなみに、あなたが知らなければ、私はあなたの魂を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! How are you? By the way, if you don't know, I will eat your soul.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.