YOU SAID:
Hello there, nice to meet you. I am Miracle Potato. First name Miracle, last name Potato.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、はじめまして。私はミラクルポテトです。名はミラクル、名字はポテト。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, nice to meet you. I am Miracle Potato. My name is Miracle, my last name is Potato.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、はじめまして。私はミラクルポテトです。私の名前はミラクル、名字はポテトです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, nice to meet you. I am Miracle Potato. My name is Miracle and my last name is Potato.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、はじめまして。私はミラクルポテトです。私の名前はミラクルで、苗字はポテトです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, nice to meet you. I am Miracle Potato. My name is Miracle and my last name is Potato.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.