YOU SAID:
hello there my friend, how are you
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはそこに私の友人、どのようにしていますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi there my friend, how are you doing
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはそこに私の友人、あなたはどのようにしていますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my friend out there, how are you doing
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の友人はそこに、あなたはどのようにしていますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my friend is there and how are you doing
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の友人はそこにいて、あなたはどのようにしていますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my friend is there and how are you doing
That didn't even make that much sense in English.