YOU SAID:
Hello there, my dear friend! What are you feeling today?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、親愛なる友達!今日は何を感じているか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, dear friend! what I feel today.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、親愛なる友人!どのような私は感じます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, dear friend! how I feel.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、親愛なる友人!どのように私は感じる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, dear friend! how I feel.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.