YOU SAID:
Hello there killing machine, do you want to be friends?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはキリングマシーン、友達になりませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Killing Machine, would you like to be my friend?
INTO JAPANESE
やあキリングマシーン、友達になりませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Killing Machine, would you like to be my friend?
You've done this before, haven't you.