YOU SAID:
Hello there kids this is patrick
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは子供たちこれはパトリックです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello children this is Patrick
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちわ、これはパトリックです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Patrick
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、パトリックです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm Patrick
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、パトリックです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm Patrick
That didn't even make that much sense in English.