YOU SAID:
hello there I love salmon and whining in the bath
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、サーモンが大好きでお風呂で泣き言を言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello i love salmon and whine in the bath
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、サーモンが大好きでお風呂で泣き言を言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello i love salmon and whine in the bath
That didn't even make that much sense in English.