YOU SAID:

hello there,i have farts in my face and it smells like wazesdrftvgybhnjbgftdcrewdrftvgbhbgvftcdrewdrftgyhtrftcgydhujrftyhu123456789fetyudfr6yu2er67ufr6t7y4r56dgttrgftgfr.judst so you know.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私の顔におならがあります。

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Hello, I have farts on my face.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私は顔にオナラがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, I have farts on my face.