YOU SAID:
hello there,i have farts in my face and it smells like wazesdrftvgybhnjbgftdcrewdrftvgbhbgvftcdrewdrftgyhtrftcgydhujrftyhu123456789fetyudfr6yu2er67ufr6t7y4r56dgttrgftgfr.judst so you know.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の顔におならがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I have farts on my face.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は顔にオナラがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I have farts on my face.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.