YOU SAID:
Hello there dear sir, How are you on the fine day?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、こんにちは。元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Hello. How are you?
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、マイケル 気分はいかがかな?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, Michael. Hello, how are you?
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium