YOU SAID:
Hello there bob how are you doing today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはボブ、今日の調子はどう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi Bob, how are you today?
INTO JAPANESE
ベジタブルだよ オニオンなんて誰が
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, how are you today?
INTO JAPANESE
ベジタブルだよ オニオンなんて誰が
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